A German firm makes wooden bow ties A Korean one concrete clocks I can buy Dutch knitted beards if I like to keep out the biting winds hurtling down from the Arctic Reaches or across from the Siberian Marches a global inspiration deep in my urban cell sorry again for the joke card that never really was a joke a sad sorry friend and thatβs just me flicking through a cyber magazine alone a brain keyed into the universal consciousness with blind spots and frequency disrupters dialled up to the max sick of sitting here in the kitchen staring out of the window with the radio on.