Place your hands on your ankle and squeeze tightly -- like a tourniquet -- until your foot expands, withers or explodes from the pounds of pressure damming your lower body’s blood flow.
You can neither walk nor crawl -- your hands otherwise occupied -- so you must sit, half-cross-legged, listless like a Beckett character, supporting the burden of existence -- its pain and tedium, its inexorable cosmic absurdity.
Without budging, you survey your surroundings -- a stage unattended, only the foot lights lit. You see your future waiting In the wings among the heavy velvet curtains drooping with dust.
You sense an escape: You can tumble toward your goal, bruising your brow and back, but covering distance like Quasimodo alighting on his bells. You will collide with your path forward: exchange your tourniquet for a cross.