Carbon copied roadside attractions Plastered over every town Buy two and get one free *** toys and Fireworks
We got evangelicals pushing Jesus Get your liquor guns and ammo here Slippery smiles of ambulance chasers By the phone waitin' for your call
All over this big wide nation Don't matter where you roam Get your fix at the next exit *** toys and Fireworks!
If you are a traveler like me, you will notice certain patterns in the sites you see as you cross this American continent. These are some of my observations. Tell me it ain't so.