If this were fifty years ago he’d sport A cheap brown suit and a loud, too-wide tie But now he wears knee-pants and cartoon tees And fashion shoes that look like cancerous growths
And speaks like Chaucer’s merchant of his gigs Contacts and contracts and deals to be made Important ‘phone calls that must be taken now In a voice of in-crowd guffawery
But when he clicks off his shiny MePhone He asks for gas money to get him home
Your ‘umble scrivener’s site is: Reactionarydrivel.blogspot.com
It’s not at all reactionary, tho’ it might be drivel.
Lawrence Hall’s vanity publications are available on amazon.com as Kindle and on bits of dead tree: THE ROAD TO MAGDALENA, PALEO-HIPPIES AT WORK AND PLAY, LADY WITH A DEAD TURTLE, DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES AND GRAPES, COFFEE AND A DEAD ALLIGATOR TO GO, and DISPATCHES FROM THE COLONIAL OFFICE.