With your "PUDDIN" choker, and me, your lover joker... Us two up to no good, the most badass couple in Gotham's neighborhood... One means nothing without the other... One is nothing without their lover... Your hair in pixies, mine in green... White pallid faces, a lovin' **** team... You and me, The Joker and Harley Quinn... Lovers of destruction and mortal sin... Harley and Joker, without peace and only violence... Chaos and bombs, disturbing the silence... Let us play a game, trapping the Batman, like a moth to a flame... Crusin' cars like rolling thunder... "OH #$!@" here comes the Bat and Boy Wonder... A swift swing of Harley's bat... And the big Bat goes "SPLAT"... "I need a machine gun"... "Here you are Puddin', ***... "Thank you, Harley, the itch in my crotch" Harley Quinn, beating the Boy Wonder... Her bat, earning another notch...