My purple lil car has brand new parts I just spent half a grand on it, and now it's running smooth.
You're a ******* ******* for side-sweeping and fleeing my purple lil car.
My purple lil car has a busted headlight I'll have to spend half a grand more on my purple lil car.
I don't have the money rn, and it's my anniversary. You hit my car and left me with the damages on my anniversary. Seriously, you have to be an ******* to do that. I cut my leg bc I didn't know there were jagged pieces all over my car, and now I'm bleeding and my leg is throbbing. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK YOU SO MUCH