"Want to hang out tonight?"
"No, sorry. I have plans. How about tomorrow during the day? I'll make you your favourite meal and give you the rest of your birthday presents!"
"No thanks."
"Why not?"
"I have plans."
"Sounds like a mind game. I'm not in."
"Maybe if you were there for me when I needed you it wouldn't have to be a game."
"I invited you over tomorrow. Maybe if you didn't give me your guilt trips I would be.
I still love you."

you are
a complete contradiction &
you make me want to die.