A boy came home and said he wanted to be an engineer His parents told him that was a great major to go into A boy came home and said he wanted to be a dermatologist His parents were ecstatic and spit out their beer A teen came home and said he didn’t know what he wanted to do His parents suggested being a cardiologist A teen came home and said he wanted to be a cook His parents told him to go with one of the jobs he used to say A teen came home and said he wanted to be a writer His parents told him he couldn’t write a successful book A teen came home and said he wanted to write a screenplay His parents told him he was meant for something brighter A disappointed engineering major came home and complained His parents told him it would get better A bored engineering major came home with his perfect girlfriend His parents said she wasn’t good enough and explained A lonely engineering major came home with a failing letter His parents scolded him and began to condescend A sad man graduated with a degree he didn’t enjoy His parents were so pleased A depressed man went to a job that he hated His parents were so proud of their little boy A destroyed man never found a woman that appeased It was okay because his parents were elated