Chauvinistic, Idealistic, Gone ballistic, Be realistic, I am a statistic, Optimistic can be sadistic, unrealistic. Think I’m pessimistic? Acidic? I’m just specific For me, you are parasitic, Made me a critic, Made my life a mimic the horrific, But it was all just a gimmick, Not idyllic. We’re all narcissistic, So stop being a critic. Get simplistic, Value the mystic, the artistic, Or you’ll be just a cynic.