Scrunchy crunch,
Juicy dribble,
Adam and Eve,
Had a nibble.

Then Snow White's,
Half red, half green,
The old crone's an
Evil queen.

And the Judgement of Paris,
Goes bad,
Before the Scaean Gates
In the Iliad.

But on my knees
In knickers and socks,
There's nothing nicer
Than a mouthful of ***.