Alright, you're white, throw a pawn on down the field. Let our motionless armies slowly rage forward upon each other. Let the weight of their steps bruise our minds. Let the clash of sword and shield pierce our ears with their incessant harangue. Let a hundred pieces fall and let half haunt as phantom death upon what still lives. Let the ****** cries come from the depths we toss them in vie without rout, in our loveless relationship! Every move is certain disaster! Let the hours drag for years without rest. Let our perineal battle wear us down until we have lost **** near all. Then I will let you toss the last spear, rip the last vessel from my heart, exultant, with that awful face of yours.