she has put her middle name up for adoption.  her middle name is syllogist.  you will be reading for the role of first applicant.  you will die of natural causes each of which have been previously cast.  in the two accepted versions of the story you have a son your husband beats.  in the third and final version your son seeks out his real father and doesn’t need you as much.  in real life your three equally tall sons lift you privately from a parade honoring your **** scene.  this is theirs.