They're piled in an Amazon box of almost never- (that is, all not-quite not-ever- but sometimes twice- and most often a mere once-) worn clothes destined for another, bigger green metal box proclaiming itself charitably fashioned for such donations as these nearly pristine shirts, jeans and sweaters that have only those holes their makers intended but still lack the want I've wasted for arms, legs and torso to fill them.
What they don't have is shabby stitches or those counterfeit claims mocking a public thread-lust for luxury labels, but they are mild misfits of the well-meant gift or of my poor-choice selection and they carry an ill-suited look, whether it's fleeced too loose and loud, or flanneled too bold and blousy, or otherwise woolly with any too fuzzy je ne sais quoi that puts me off.
Too's had grown too many as if the clothes bred while tucked in nice 'n cozy at backs of drawers rarely drawn or stacked sleepy on the bottom of a closet's clutter-topped shelf, and if proved it would be a miracle on par with Christ's gospel-touted cloning of the loaves and fishes, but it's not, so I can't compare my parlor-trick sharing of two dozen hand-me-downs carelessly passed-on to his magic of multitudinous feeding.
After all, the real comparison is, I could have accomplished even more than this speculative giving, had I been retrospectively better in my retroactive accounting and made the significantly less sinful omission of never (not just once or twice, but actuarially quite not-ever) accumulating so much always not-needed, however tasteful, stuff.
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