Click,
Slick,
The whir of Jenny,
Tinny Jenny on ball bearing wheels.
A slick prick,
Clicks his fingers,
Jenny glides to his side,
Pen and paper in hand.
Jenny purrs,
LEDs wink under false lashes,
Mechanoid pretence at femine,
Tips a wink and lifts a steel leg under tin foil skirt.
“Your order Sir”, she chirps,
As Slick Dick cocks an eye at aluminium thigh.
“Chips, silicone chips”, he replies,
Jenny’s circuits fry,
Dumb waitress cry’s light oil from glass eye.
Slick prick,
Rick,
Laughs as Jenny’s electronic whine murmurs incoherent bleeps,
Systems down,
Fuses blown,
Jenny’s memory erased.