The green women living always in the ice-sluggish river, waiting with thorn teeth for those who don't know better than to approach their world?
Postpartum mothers who pull the children back into the quiet womb?
Every river seems to have one: Jenny Greenteeth, Peg Powler, Nelly Longarms.
Step out of the water, Jenny - shake off the cold, cut your hair, your nails. Toast some cheese and bread, drink cider. I won't ask you to smile, or promise to save you, but maybe just sitting on the bench is enough to keep your feet dry.