Perfeck
By Steven L Herring

Psst!
Wanna know a secret?
I got pimples on my chest
and a hairy back, too
Believe it!

My lungs are scarred
from all the cigarettes I smoked
and sometimes I can't sleep
since I'm always anxious

I'm a human,
so I've done a lot of terrible things
but my life is ******* perfeck
Just look at all the likes
my Facebook brings

All the bad stuff might
have hit the cutting room floor
but the negatives stuck to my feet
and you can see them stuck
from where my smelly ten and a half's
kicked open your front door

I've gone a million miles
and I got a million more to go
but I might die tomorrow
so I really don't know

Imma get there though
Even if it's just in spirit
And your little perfect life
is full of rust like a dull spear tip

I'm not trying to read it
Your feed is a wasteland
and all your silly little highlights
are worse than two broke hands

I'm not a fan
Give me ***** because that's real life
Keep your ego in your back pocket
and be a little more honest about your fight

Step into the light
Nobody's perfeck!