I used to drink black coffee.

The delicious, black drink made for an excellent meal.

Never mind,

I'm lying.

I ******* hate black coffee.

The bitter drink tasted like coal.

But I drank it.

"I'll have one black coffee please, no sugar, no milk"

Who needs sugar and milk?

To pour in artificial sugars and creamy milk is a crime.

They will make you fat and ugly.

No guy will ever go out with you.

"I'll have a black coffee please, no sugar, no milk"

It's so much better than a sugary Starbucks drink.

Those will make you fat.

Black coffee will make you slim and thin.

You do want to be thin, right?

"I'll have one black coffee please, no sugar, no milk."

Quench your thirst and hunger with this delicious drink.

You don't deserve to consume delicious meals.

"I'll have a back coffee please, no sugar, no milk"

All the models consume black coffee.

And they are as skinny as a twig.

Don't you want to be a model?

"I'll have one black coffee please, no sugar, no milk."