Now one day a demon walked into a café And up to the bartender Who knew he was a demon Because the snake eyes gave it away Just a little bit But the demon did not know that The bartender was an angel Because her wings were hidden.
The demon sauntered up Smirked a smidgen Expecting her to faint or something at his creepy eyes (Which quite obviously did not happen) (This is an angel we’re talking about)
Dropping the smirk The demon sighed and perused the menu. This mortal was probably drunk or high or mad or thought it was Halloween. The angel gave him a beam of a smile And the demon squirmed. Mad. Defiantly mad. Where was he? Ah, yes. Ordering. His eye grazed over the ‘Celestial Caramel Chocolate drink’ ‘With heavenly clouds (marshmallows)’ ‘And harp music if you pay extra :) ‘ The demon certainly didn’t almost snort with laughter If you must know, he re-asserted his scowl. ‘Black coffee. No sugar. ‘ ‘Sure thing, coming right up!’
The angel glanced at the demon Sitting by himself and the window Watching the cars passing And making horrible faces at the children Walking by until they cried. She brought a ‘Celestial Caramel Chocolate’ To the table next to his. And pretended not to see as he Craned his neck And leaned forwards to smell.
The demon was admiring a Bentley When his drink came. The bartender set a black coffee before him and one of those Chocolate drinks That smelt divine. ‘You don’t have to drink it’ He looked up at the angel. ‘It’s on the house’ She winked at him and walked away. What the ****** heaven-
The angel was still watching the demon As he finished both his drinks And stood up.
‘Feel free to come back any time!’ She found herself saying And waving. When did she get this brave?
The demon stared at her with surprise Careening into alarm Nodded slowly, and left.
As a reward for coming back The next day the angel gave him Biscuits to go with his Chocolate.
They went down well. Hesitantly, but well.
Then she showed him her wings.
Which went about as well As you would expect.
Inspired a tiny bit by good omens. No offence intentionally meant to anyone.