once upon a time
mcdonald's was this big deal
like, the spokesperson
of quality food
in the 40's
and now it's like
yeah, olympic champions
say that they get their
spit-on
half-mystery meat
fix
there
but who are they kidding
(maybe their moms)
and now if you like it on facebook
you're some kind of degenerate
i mean really
i totally judge people who like mcdonalds
on facebook
and if you work there
you're the **** of the earth
probably pregnant
don't shower
snort a lot of *******
and are on wellfare
even worse
if you go there
you're honey boo boo's mom
or something
man
stuff sure goes downhill
after 73 years
i hope i don't
turn into
maccy d's
when i'm
73
god.