When the psychoanalyst Pulls out the piece of paper And asks: What does this look like to you? I’d like to answer by saying A bunch of black blotches on a page. But that’s not what I said. That’s not what you’re supposed to say. You’re supposed to look at it really hard And make an image out of nothing. I can’t remember what I said. But I do remember, The woman making me repeat it, asking for a back story. I didn’t give it enough thought for a “back story”. No, I do not know why the man is sitting at a park bench alone eating a sandwich. Maybe his wife left him and he can’t make his own food Because he’s the type of guy Who’s been married so long He doesn’t know how to not be married So he bought a sandwich I’ve never been married so, I don’t know. Maybe he just likes sandwiches. It’s not my fault the black blotches On the piece of paper Look like a man eating a sandwich. Now that I think about it I was probably just hungry. Why are you asking me What these black blotches on paper Look like? Why don’t you tell me? How the **** should I know.