I don’t know how to rob a family of their daughter; A peptobismol princess they bruised and stained. How do you erase an entire sister? Where do sleepovers, makeovers, do-overs go? When the pronouns shift, And the T seeps in, where will I tell them I hid their girl? Blood is thicker than water in peeling families, But when the ransom doesn’t come, How do I introduce a family To their son?