Please listen, see Emotions are not my strong suit The problem goes all the way down to the root I may be pretty, some say I’m cute But more tend to know me as someone who’s rude I hide behind jokes that come out somewhat lewd When I try to be nice, my words get misconstrued If I try to be eloquent, it just comes out crude I’m sorry, I’m not trying to have an attitude, But I’m hopeless and helpless and hapless to boot I don’t know how to love, I won’t ever dispute But it’s not my fault, my luck has been skewed By people I’ve loved, but they used and abused And now with fear and distrust I’m imbued Thank you for listening, now please, Don’t shoot