I am a freeloader I am a sack of meat I am a paper cut I am a lonely fish I am a scratch-less compact disc I am a broken **** I am a string-less guitar I am discovering I am jealousy and rage I am wrapping paper I am a toilet bowl I am a little black book I am a ****** band I am unenthused I am not you I am a heart on a stick I am ten toes and a back ache I am a **** tattoo I am a bottle of glue I am so bored I am not worthy I am so long and good night