I want to dress up like Kim K. and **** your **** I want to be culturally relevant I want to run into Prada and **** every mannequin and leave a blood soaked floor and what's more I want to blame it all on you calling me a ***** I am the human toll of all your deficits I am a felony waiting to unfold I am your worst nightmare wrapped in a nightgown I am ten thousand years old dropped to the floor I am pure gold I am your trigger finger your ten times a ****** your bomb waiting to explode Blame me on food coloring and live wires blank checks and all the cans of food dated expired because I have no shelf life dear and you waited way too long to put it in here so tired and so old ouch