Unkind Sir that represents all that is generous and sinful,

I am obsessed with you and your intellect. I'd follow you anywhere and everywhere just to read what you and your pen decide to ****** upon me. I know what kind of relationship you seek. Perhaps I may be as compliant as you desire, enough to allow the wicked discharge of your devious energy. I am more than willing to follow orders and become yours for the taking.

P.S. Promise me that you will please me as I yearn... IMPLORE  for mercy.

Truly yours,
The girl formerly known as good-natured.