Poet for hire
will write for
cigs ***** or ***
please tip in the form
of microwavable food
because at this moment in time
I have a negative number
in my bank account
no job
no school
no smokes
no beer
and no ***
I don't remember the last time I ate
and living like this
can drive you kinda crazy

Are you a man
I'll pen you an ode
to your handsome heroism
and ****** conquests
woman?
I'll write you pretty little love poems
all **** day
which tell you just how
beautiful you are
and smart
and meaningful
and unique
whatever
Lesbian woman?
I can write about
patriarchal tyranny
(after all - I'm a white man)
and living somewhere
where you don't feel like a citizen
(because I'm not a citizen)
for ******* days

To contact me
you can find me
slowly losing my mind
in front of a typewriter
in my apartment
but until then
words words words
and a few more