Do you realize you've been on TV every day since i was born? Wonder what you wrote in your CV. Or who wrote it for you. You reek of secret service black ops. You made press issues moot.
I'd send ten dobermans after you. To protect you. From yourself.
This is a politician in my country, who has been the most successful in obfuscations, lies and political interfering in the process of our nation. It is a kind of person no one wants at their dinner table and still gets the most invitations.