Look at this semi-simeon species that lets itself be ruled by baboons,
and swoons over chimpanzees, screaming in the trees.
Only an orangutan would want to hang with these spider monkeys.
Baby they don't look like swingers to me, just a pack of howler monkeys
hanging round smelling funky. Baby I think we should split this scene,
ya know what would be hip, to jump into a rocket
ship, and peel out of this planet of the apes!

                                                                              Kelly McManus