Bake a 'tater, 'tater baker
Bake a 'tate or two
I'd like to bake a 'tater
Sing the 'tater song with you

If the 'tater maker takes 'is 'taters
To the tiny town
He'd surely sell his truly tasty
'taters by the pound

Now truly tasty 'taters take some time to fully bake
Baked 'taters taken soon does not a happy 'tater make
'Taters taken late too are considered much too tough
Taste these 'taters you'll agree their taste ain't up to *****

Tate the 'tater baker bakes his 'taters to perfection
'is tasty 'taters taken to the town for your selection
So if you need a tasty 'tater you'd best talk to Tate
Cos 'taters baked by 'im are well and truly 'ruddy great!