The home and hearth is a welcome sight On this dark and cold winters night An evening of merriment, warmth and cheer Has left me with one extra beer To drink it, to save it, what should I do With this lonely high-point imported brew? I’ll give it to the lonely immigrant Persecuted by an orange president Drink deep, my friend from parts unknown Sadly you must drink alone For I must leave to use the phone To tell my friends I made it home