Ah but what sort of tricks do I have up my sleeve when I practice to myself deceive? My midnight lover with his wandering eye has wandered too far and wide to slyly coax back to my side (Ah, my dear it's dark in here) yet my own and faithful hand finds all of the familiar valleys and peaks- the fingers minus the wedding band a well and practiced sweep- like a breeze over my thighs The art of tickling the tickler, feels like a tree dropping each and every leaf all at one time I fall, I fell again and well met by moonlight let's call it a night?)
It's a wonderful thing to find out, clearly I still love myself whether or not it's true of him (and one more round, shall we? only because we can)