"Summer" is almost an aphrodisiac for most,
or so it seems.

Me?

I find it *****, sweaty and unclean.

You work
outdoors
for 8-12 hours
a day in
80°+ heat
like me.

Women joggers
running by
our job sites
and the men
I work with
all panting
in unison.

Me?
What do I do?

I say,
"what guys,
you think that
women don't
get this
'swamp ***'
too
that you folks
talk about"?

Summer is
*****.
Summer is
no
aphrodisiac
for me.

Keep your
nasty
smelly
sweaty ***
away from me.

Yuck.


written by me... ..