Fantasies, fantasies.
Oh, the options!
Sick ones, lame ones, and boring ones.
I have them all.
Except for little men. No appeal at all.
Men? Women, too!
Who gives a **** it's not a real *****
Not even something I would ever do.
Blowing Oskar Schindler because he had such a big heart.
Britney Spears, I'll tear that ***** ***** apart!
Getting into serial killer's cars, hoping they tease me with a knife.
Smiling in ecstasy as they slit away my life.
Nazis! Nazis! Make me weak in the knees.
***** my family in the old country.
Here I dream and say
"Yes, please!"
Some Japanese war-time brothel.
Hell, I could even be the runner of a geisha tea house.
These girls better answer to me,
not make a sound louder than mouse!
Dare not ask if anyone else has these thoughts, especially friends.
I know I will never see them again, if it comes out!