You want a recipe to stop the rain altogether? The ingredients are plenty simple; all you really need is a beautiful girl. Now this might take a little while as you have to meet this girl and just fall head over heels for her. You have to be absolutely positively hopelessly lost in love with her; so in love with her in fact, that it hurts just to be around her because you’re not with her but it’s even more painful not seeing her because you can’t imagine that kind of life without her. There’s nothing wrong with it and eventually you’ll find her. There’s step number one.
Your next ingredient is the next rainy day you have a chance to get. The key is to make sure it’s a really good one, an absolutely perfect downpour that mixes all the fantastic beauty of a thunderstorm and just enough rain to get pretty **** close to a flash flood. You bring her to a park or even the middle of a hardly used street somewhere. This is where you put it all together. Take her in your arms and dance with her; it doesn't matter how good you are and it doesn't matter what kind of music you threw on in your car, the point is that you just dance with her. Then you stop, draw her close, and kiss her; I promise you, the rain’s going to stop altogether.