To chart the apogee of whimsy is to tie oneself to the mast as the sirens call and Babylon Sisters allure and the ale houses sing an ode to the failed politicians past and I drag my broom behind me imagining it is a sword furring the damp morning loam of Avalon but it does not, because I am but a stray in a jaunty northern town nothing less nothing more nothing lower nothing higher nothing as the substance of being nothing as a wet rag held tight as I rock myself to sleep dreaming of galactic empires and the moorland where the widows of war walked and wailed and if only my lottery numbers would come up then I could happily deal with the enigma of Nothing.