A spider's living in the pipes of my summer Dover home and though I share no gripes I still am asking him to go He shows no signs of venom to my simple, human eye, but still, I have no serum for what toxin he might apply his eight long legs still haunt me I see them peeking from the drain and into my eyeballs oh the horror, shout the pain! His sight's enough to paralyze the bravest of the bold but even when I grow fat and old I'll see him gouging out my eyes!