Softly sleepy, I wander briefly Down the streets Of my youth, Counting teeth, Pointing at Beech trees And deserving Some truth, Receiving only What's hidden Underneath. Swiftly I switch Between Feeling new And being used. The latter feels right, Because so far tonight I've got nothing to lose. So I swishily swig My bottle Of *****, And slippily saunter Back to The News, To see all My boys Sweat out Their blues. Strung out And cool, Swaggily staggering From stool To stool, Nightclub girls Can be so cruel. I happily exhibit My penchant For drool, And as it Dribbles down My chin, I scream "Baby, I've been Drinking with Some friends," And collapse In a pool Of cigarette Ends.