On my graduation day, I ripped down all the flimsy paper signs hanging from the ceiling, like Judd Nelson does on The Breakfast Club. I just wanted to be that cool. I also poured glitter into the water fountains so it could reflect off the drinkers eyes, as a reminder that even when you leave here you can still shine. I put my lock on backwards so it would be a ***** for faculty to take off my locker when I was gone. I turned in my cap and gown inside out, and wrote "see you then" on the tag right next to the size, hoping someone might laugh when they read it or think it was written by someone real wise when really it was some moon-eyed girl who heard it from a friend she knew long ago. I did a donut in the parking lot with my beat up Cherokee who had been down all the back roads too many nights in a row, just because I wanted to. I didn't wear underwear to the ceremony, because it made me feel free like I was finally going to be. I also sketched every dream I had on pieces of loose leaf and threw them in random places throughout the school, praying someone would find them and maybe have them too. I almost punched you, for all the times I should have back in middle school but I didn't want the principal to ask why there was blood on my hands when they handed me that fake diploma that wouldn't really come in the mail for weeks. It was just a day to congratulate all the **** you got away with as a kid, and to remind you those days are over it gets real from this point on- how comforting. I left the stage with my tongue out, hands raised saying goodbye here I go thanks for teaching me all the stuff, I never really wanted to know. And by the way, I put 20 goldfish in the girl's lavatory toilets so even when I left there'd be something hard to get rid of something you'd never forget- like me when I was gone.