A young philosopher sat among men In the shaded olive groves of Athens Incense to the Muses, wisdom to all His ideas soared like Athena’s owls
One day a wise ómorfo korítsi Delighted him with her strong arguments Delighted him with her dark Hellenic eyes Delighted him with a dinner invitation
And as they reclined in symposium met With verse and wine and wisdom in delight He excused himself to the toualéta Where on its walls he read in Attic verse:
If you sprinkle When you ****** Be a sweetie Lift the seatie
After that his fellow philosophers Saw him gently into a nursing home
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Lawrence Hall’s vanity publications are available on amazon.com as Kindle and on bits of dead tree: The Road to Magdalena, Paleo-Hippies at Work and Play, Lady with a Dead Turtle, Don’t Forget Your Shoes and Grapes, Coffee and a Dead Alligator to Go, and Dispatches from the Colonial Office.