Patience isn’t just a virtue much more of a poison that can hurridly hurt you the strain that is put on a waiting heart worse than the broken wheel of a shopping cart curiousity is not the only thing that killed the cat while the caged bird sang its patience for a tasty meal caused poor kitties fate to seal and as the book of death is closed a life is plucked just like a rose but fear not fellow man, for I can tell the only thing that awaits is hell patience is a sneaky ***** that steals away food from your fridge you wait and wait and hope and pray for the food to last one more day it has already spoiled and sits there so sad because the children starve with nothing to be had sitting pretty asking “have you waited long?” there is one last chance for one last song but courage never comes for all the pretty flowers stuck to the wall so let us all throw patience around plant it in an unforgiving ground let it rot away and then we can all be impatient again