Beauty affords no comfort when you lie miles away from the nearest castello, where the owner serves 50-course dinners for 50 euros apiece. He hums Puccini as he dishes the ravioli, recommends strong red wine from an earthy clay pitcher.
The white tablecloth drapes my lap. I dare not stain it. He is missing a button, hits a high note, leaves and returns.
Filled to unconsciousness, we down the fiery limoncello. Good for the digestion. Good for scouring the esophagus. Beside us a former Olympic swimmer stabs her potatoes. Her children stare down with distorted faces, inured to the feast, imagining a beast to torment. Their potatoes grow cold.
A Puccini aria plays in my head. Lucca, his hometown, looms on the star-spewed horizon. Even beauty is no match for la dolce vita.