"OK GUYS...TAKE 5!"

coffee break
Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
play strip poker

Snow White smirks
removes her hairband & an earring
7 naked little men

Goldilocks & The Three Bears
nipping outside for a ***
take a long( ahhhhhh )slow drag

B.B. Wolf and de Pigs
have a quick one
down at their local

Sleeping Beauty
cuddles up to Cinderella
who needs fellas?

Rapunzel
1.30 app. at hairdressers
she gets a bob

Rumpelstiltskin
does his Ali impression
"What's my name...what's my name!"

Wicked Witch
gets another facelift
from Doc Mirror

the Magic Mirror
picks the winner
the 2.30 at the Curragh

the Little Tin Soldier & his ballerina
jiving to Jordan's
THERE AIN'T NOBODY HERE BUT US CHICKENS!

the Little Mermaid
has a foot massage
"Oh me legs are killing me!"

the Ugly Duckling
sitting by himself
in a corner of the canteen

the siren goes
"Ok...ok...places...please!"
they idle back to their respective pages

the book opens
the illustrations smile
at the reader's eyes