I'm the *** gas blaster master
Spreading ***** matter like a natural disaster

Silent like a ninja leaving you no escape
This thick invisible cloud rolls across your face

Take a deep breath for a wif and a taste
Don't procrastinate or let this opportunity go to waste

Critic's say my rhyme sounds like ****
It's more like the precursor to the porcelain brown-eyed split

Rising up with the release of ****** heat
As it cools and falls back like a secondary treat

Your hand waves like a fan totally disgusted
Not considering the beneficial repercussions

Super charged positive bacteria increasing the diversity of your bio gut eco system

Scientifically proven to increase your mental health and overall physical condition
Think of it as a pharmaceutical emission

Relax and release the funk with a smile
No need to set yourself on a moral trial

Remember you are sharing little bits of me
Making the world a healthier place to be.