I will not change I simply refuse That goes for my diet My vices, and views It's taken me years To become who I am I'll not change now No sir, by ****! I like being me I am accustomed To beliefs I've developed I prefer to trust them You change if you like If you've got problems If you're being chased By your demons and goblins Don't expect me to change! You've got no right! I'll fuss and I'll fume I'll put up a fight You say I'll improve If I make a change But your ideas are stupid To me they sound strange - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - You nagged and you nagged You wouldn't give up I finally gave in Just so you'd shut-up I hope that you're happy I took your advise I made a few changes They've altered my life My life is now better From the ideas you brought Change ain't so bad Hmm... Who would have thought?