Hi you say I wish I were The stuff of dreams or so it seems is a world of wonder if it's time to seek What a glorious day for happy toes at play on Pismo Beach It's a bright morning Of another shining day A blessing it is that Life holds sway With a brilliant glow and van-tastic sight All made possible by those billowing winds, huffing and puffing last night A nice position that ensures no concern with people who flop Is experiencing the casual ebb and flow of ultra green tree tops Hank and Frankie had their usual convention and loud beak fights And then dived off the balcony railing versus soaring in flight In addition to tossing my mollusk shells for no valid reason So I threatened them both with a flame thrower later this season The ***** are polished with a Biore Charcoal Scrub sheen Which helps me enjoy the neater environment that someone else just cleaned Yet, One never knows how that day or this will be framed Yesterday, making miso soup, my right front stove burner burst into flames In the ensuing panic with many motions that were manic It was way too scary with fire alarm screaming something about a wire Luckily, I remembered my fire safety training re how to put out a grease fire I was cooking miso soup How did that cause a combustible grease loop ? All made stranger by the proverbial question of why It's been weeks since I used the stove to fry It just goes to show Between the bed and the door Near the thin edge of a sheet of paper things can turn to crapping On any given day - at any given time - anything can happen