He was all like and I was all like y'know what I meeeeeen, like?! and then I was like noooooo waaaaaay! and then he was like wuhwuhwuh why not? like? and like, oooh my GAAAD, like ****! y'know what I mean like **** THAT! EEEEEEW! like no way! no? maybe what!? like, jealous much? like WHAT is her damage!? O MY GOD I hate her, like totally like! WHAT a *****! y'know? like did you see what she was wearing like?