The less you read the news, watch YouTube or scroll down Facebook The more you'll see that the net is made of frauds. To gratify you with your every day dose Of outrage and social cause. So you never stop to pause and think but only ever to pose And express momentary outrage for a like on a page. To show off insight and intelligence, to put up a fight and in virtuous diligence Demonstrate ruthless dominance. Man or woman, bearded neck or shaven legs Republican or democrat, left or right Con' or lib' Both to corporations what a pig was to Cameron's shlong