Applying the scientific method
to method acting, the mad gene
splicer had crossed the brain
of Einstein with James Dean's
to create earth's greatest atomic
thinker; the mental monstrosity
being brought to frightening
life by simultaneous strokes of
lightning & inspiration, giving
the monster motivation & the
ability to transport himself to
any point of time; flashing in
& out history, all along the way
inspiring cadres of young men
to adopt the spontaneous hipster
trends as the genius mumbled
& grunted his way throughout
time, leaving tales & legends
of the super cool guy in the rad
dark glasses from the future &
sometimes even the past when
society had become so staid &
conformist to be on the verge
of extinction...when suddenly
the denim-jacket clad appeared,
popping his fingers & speaking
a strange garbled space dialect.

Directed by Alan Smithee

Music by the Unknowns