I was once God's Picasso painting (the Guernica era). Chuck Jones' illustration of the tortured artist, laid out like Wile E. Coyote on a bed of scalding rocks and a white flag screaming "SURRENDER" clenched with both palms.
If it were feasible, I'd have dove head first into the smoky center of the sun if it meant my audience understood the shrieking woes I had to bellow through to reach their overwhelmed palates.
But Tragedy is the sitcom foil that has long outstayed its menopausal welcome, and I would much prefer a haunting.
To Hell with those who repulse the flies with the vinegar of exploitation, gawking as their spit seeps through seven layers of collected scars, who ventilate the wrists to keep the audience comfortable.
Real aesthetic power comes from a shower of light hail on the spine, the moments a ghostly hand ****** you on the finger with quietly hidden truths always whispered from a field away.
It's far more bracing, the lump in the throat, not the electrical gasp of shock.
It's a far greater sign of a forthcoming apocalypse, the angel weeping in pain, not the footsteps of the wailing banshee.