The Internet, for a good helping of the American demographic, is the highest-rated of sanctuaries.
I use "sanctuary" in a filthy and blatantly pornographic manner,
for every time we post on our nicotine-scented Facebooks that we're "so ******* bored" we "could die," there's at least one other hand snaking you along those fetishes you stash beneath your sleeve like black silk underwear;
and no matter what you do, nothing will explain away those two consecutive Youtube videos: "Black muscle man in blue thong" followed spontaneously by "12 year old boy sings Judy Garland!", each, to the innocent bystander, juxtaposed like two opposing ****** in one ****** up candy shop.
The grotesque meat show, always the same introduction, always right on time with the churn churn churning of his loneliness his rage his silence onto those sheets with no regard for the family and friends of fibers.
It used to be hilarious, perfect lunch table standup, but once you learn that with ***, there might be signs of love in the decipherable thrusting, that a plot is swimming helplessly in the oceanic camouflage of loveless living, sticky hands can really start to sting.